THEME BY BAUDELAIRED
Nautical Nonsense.
I mostly fail at life but I'm getting better. { Unicorn/s}
infinityc0re:

i wanted to go to music festivals with you and lie on the ground when we’re too exhausted, and you could lie in my lap and i’d play with your hair and fingers and you’d fall asleep listening to rad music

infinityc0re:

i wanted to go to music festivals with you and lie on the ground when we’re too exhausted, and you could lie in my lap and i’d play with your hair and fingers and you’d fall asleep listening to rad music


Interesting Writing Prompts  

avalonnightwick:

  1. Every year on your birthday, you are visited by yourself from one year in the future. This year, no one shows up.
  2. Describe each day of the week as if it were a person.
  3. Write a story that begins with a word randomly picked from the dictionary.
  4. You wake up in the middle of the night to the…




Blueberries piss me the fuck off 

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!


ordinary-bibliophile:

Washington DC’s Barnes & Noble

ordinary-bibliophile:

Washington DC’s Barnes & Noble


drakefan666:

a set of tags i was never prepared for

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remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face


tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do


twinkjolras:

before u harass non binary teens for their pronouns pls consider the following:

  1.  get a fucking life

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cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.